Legacy ...

Long Time No See!! 
Too long since i sat on this my wheely wheely chair to tap sweet-nothings into this my blog!
Missed you so dearly, but you must forgive me jor! Assignments & Exams won kill me finish... But now i am officially *drum roll please* A- 3rd-YEAR- STUDENT NURSE!!! *Applause please.. thank you* lol.. I de pull your leg, i must wait to see my grades, see if i pass there own version of JAM.. if by the grace of God i pass am then Glory be to God i don reach my final year of Nursing... Then after that.. we may be talking MSC's baby!! loll.. Anyway Anyway, no more exzitement... Wetin de happen for my world since you guy last heard from me?

Well i got my dress done by the taylor.. It was err Okkkaaayyyy.. dont mistake me my dear, it was nice but it wasn't EXACTLY wat i wanted u gerrit? I paid for this design and she sow me some design she formulated in her mind.. I won woze am at first but i say mek i manage am since the party was the next day and beggars no fit choose so yes oo.. i gave her the money in bitterness, infact from when i saw the dress i already don de squeeze face like mama jus finished slappin me and as she was babbling on about how i don't know style, how this is the latest design in the block, that she copied the design from something Rita Dominic was wearing in Ovation magazine, it took every single biblical memory verse that i learnt from nursery school upwards to stop me from landing one dirty slap on her face... i de tell you!! But after i got the dress i went to one shop like that, and did some quick quick DIY on it..there is NOTHING a black corset belt can not make look sexy & classy!! Soo i went to the party the next day with my girl Hannah, my mumzie, and my bobo.. we de think that Lincolnshire (the party place) was just 2 hrs away...... *silence*..... O Boi!.. 4..FREAKIN..HOURS!!!!! After we don pass sign post that was showin' Birmingham my mama won turn back lol but it was too late.. my mumsie sef the drive like mad man who purchased there driving licence from one driving school for village, louis had to remind her several times that we were not in Lagos wer we could just drive like one skalliwag.. in this country they had something called a "speeding limit" .. we nearly died atleast 3 times in the whole journey but i thank God for mercy journeys.. Soo we arrived for the place.. i must say it was nothing like the dirty roads of london, Lincolnshire... even the sound of the place sounds like a place oyingbo people don clean up finish, a correct  place with correct people not the usual crazy people you catch for peckham high street giving you business card to visit there "spiritual shrine".. (e go shock you, peckham na buisness headquarters for native doctors) ... The party itself was good, met some old faces.. some i missed.. some i didn't , you kno how it is.. Then after we don belle full we ventured once more to that journey back home that could possibly kill us lol..

Wot else don happen for ma world..
I finished my assignments early this week.. so as i was in a deep sleep trying to regenerate my energy when my boyfriend wake me up early.. "Ahn Ahn!! Wetin de happen?!?!" anyone u talk to would tell u i am an angry sleeper, "They don kill Bin Ladin!" he shouted *silence*..."Oooo louis, if dis na joke mek u tell me now now oo! u de mek me vex! i de warn you o!!" Then with just one click to CNN..my doubts were quieted .. The News brought soo many mixed feelings.. both Gladness and Anger and to some smalllllllll extent pity .. but wot it made me realize is that no body.. not Former president Abacha, not Michael Jackson or even the worlds greatest player of the game Hide & Seek- Osama BinLadin could HIDE from Death... When God say your time don reach, you go die.. even Jesus had to die.. except he conquered death and as a result resurrected.. but wot it made realized is this.. You can work sutttaaayyyy you become multi billionaire or maybe you may even be the most famous or most feared person in this world.. but like yam, one day u go rotten and people go troway you.. once your dead it only the legacy u keep that would live on.. would they remember you as that girl that was a Serious Amebo... or that boy that was crippled with konji that all he knew was sex or that man that decided that he would kill 3thousand people because a few of them mek him vex...

Think about your LEGACY, u de prepare am now!
Whether you believe me or not, God deh.. and God deh watch una .. and one day one day God go judge us.. if u be arm robber, repent.. if u be gossiper, stop.. if you be area boy, go to school!

Love You People!!

Keep Prayin! Satan no get power.. God Na Oga Patta Patta for this town!!!

I'm A Flygeriaaann

I DON FIND HER OHHH!!

My dear i don see her!! 2 blogs ago i tell you bout my taylor who i wori immigration or bailiffs don carry go. I wan fear that i go see her for Nothing to Declare as they troway her back for naija... Mek i remind you.. one of my sistaz mumzie de celebrate her 50th birthday BIG STYLE! And you know Yoruba people, when de wan do something deh go do am LAGOS PARTY KINDA WAY... so me now, wan do my own efizii.. mek dem kno I DON ARRIVE!! But see me see trouble now my taylor who de sow my clothes vanish like Banjee..like one kind Wintch.. i no find am! I don look for her faarr and wiiideee..  from asking people from church to going to that dirty place they call peckham .. i no see am at all at alllll!! I sent my bros to go hunt her down.. see me see trouble.. i even call home office and ask to see if them maga's don send her back home... no luck there ohh.. i couldn't even reveal much to them incase i sparked any unwanted attention.... Na so i see am my dear.. i don even taya for the woman, i already settle my mind for black maxi which by the time i try am on e no fit me like i thought before... so by this point my dreams of doing guuuyyy for dem people in the party don travel down guttah.. i was mentally preparing myself to look wowo! And i planed to make wowo look classy some how.. but lo & behold the woman called me today... As i looked down on my caller ID and saw her name "Kobo legged taylor" i nearly cried for joooyy!!! Baba God good oh!!! If anyone says Prayer no work, may God hammer dem!! 2days ago i had prayed fervveennttllyyy.. i no go liiee you, i prayed one of dem Mountain of Fire prayers that all my Enemies of fashion progress should be seeing me for night until they release to me my fashion blessing, Any plans that wan make me look wowo should DIE BY FIRE, DIE BY FIRE, DIE BY FIRE (x 7) or become blessings for me instead... so na me be this! Tank God for me ohhh!!  

Anyyyyyyyy wayyyyy... No be my fashion miracle i wan speak to you about today my people, Wetin i wan talk about relates to a topic that your papa probably de discuss every night and i'm sure you would have noticed that channels such as NTA News is on more often... well firstly like i said 2 blogs ago, mek una listen to this song... e go get you in the right kinda mood...

Soo by the end of today everyone of our bruvas and sistas would have finish voting for our president..

Wetin Consine you? Abi? Well, one thing i know, from times of our great granpapa we don de woze Nigerian  politician suuttttttaaayyy it has so much become an expectation... a Self-fulfilled prophecy... that Nigeria na corrupt place.. that Nigerian politicians na YeYe people.. that nothing good can come out of Nigerians.. O boi we don wooozzzzeee Nigerians taya!! We are probably the only people that de curse our OWN nation!! Afghans de enjoy, Indians de enjoy, Chinko de enjoy... but we de pour out curses upon curses for our own country... Our parents have indoctrinated us to believe that nigeria na worse than hell fire to the point that our generations and the ones below us do not see the need to go nigeria.. My brother wan turn his Nigerian name to William or Wilson.. This one no be Facebook name exchange ohh, when person like Adesola Oshilaja now turn his name to Dez Jacobs.. Adesola would want people to call him just Dez... This one wetin i talk is LEGAL NAME CHANGE, were no even Nigerian Embassy go recognize you anymore.. 

Nigeria isss messed up but what do you expect when we no go pray for our homeland.. 

I said it 2008 and i shall say it again 2011.. They shall coommmee a time, when Mr Cameron go send alllllll our black ynash back to that Nigeria we don spit on finish! I PROMISE you!! Infact look at how thing de go now... Mr Cameron with his ethnocentric beliefs go send us all back home... even if you carry Britico passport  e no go matter... Unless you are of the same skin of Mama Chale (Prince Charles Mother) your not as british as your primary school teacher said you weree... You carry AFRICAN BLOOD... your bones no go swim like oyinbo cus you be DUDU!! With that understanding mek una pray for our land.. As they elect the new presido for naija town mek una  pray HARD!! Fast & Pray!!  Corruption is a thing of the devil, no be God's idea... So unless you pray, when they go carry us back home we go see wohala (you de laugh me now, but e go shockk you)...

As for me i am voting in spirit.. GOODLUCK JONATHAN... His name says it all.. Nigeria needs all the luck it could get.

Abegggg.. no let us down ohh!!

PDP- POWER TO THE PEOPLE !!

OmoSexy (A true Flygerian)

African Bride!!

My beautfiul fans nawa for you oh!! 

The way this blog thing just de keep me up thinkin of wat to write sutttaayyy sleep no catch me, so this mornin i wan vex for anyone who wan wake me up.

But my gasshhh, i have become the ultimate blog master!! May God forgive anyone who didn't tell me how fun this blog thing is, e b like i de smoke eegbo!     ADDICTIVE!!    

In facccttt mek i gist you small, last night i uploaded one gadget like dat, wetin de call am? Flag counter or Visitor calculator, anyhow the gadget na ddiiiiieeeee mehn… it counts how many people has viewed my page. Small me of yesterday, that only had one view from my dearest friend ShayShay just de hammer plenty plenty views to the point wer now as I de talk my blog has been viewed 58times… O boi, I wan piss for body wen I see am! I was so egzited,, Naija inlove is getting Famous… 

but check this, the gadget showed me that one person from ICELAND don see my page!!! O boi I neva knew dudu man don reach Iceland oh! If not black man maybe e be one nice oyinbo like that that has interest in Naija lifestyles and finds naija blogs “educating”… you kno, like how we de watch Animal channel in order to educate us.. Oga or Madame if na you, no mind me ohhh… not all naija's de speak like me, no start to de  think that all naija’s speak like one Christmas goat dat no read book, naija’s are actually very articulate, if they grammertize for you, you go feeaarrr!!  So abeg ohh, no blame me… My school too like to strike and when they are open I no fit “please” lecturers cuz I be Christian so passing my JAM na fairy tale…

Anyway, you know when you wan sleep after work and your man just de sweet talk you taya… da maga de romance you and call you all the none sense lies that he told you wen you guys 1^st met, “Sweerat you too fine!” “Sweet Potatoe, your so luscious”… he no kno that when wind blow fowl ynash go open and you know wassup.. You close your eyes hoping that common sense would finally konk him for head, but at this point his brain don jump on okada to travel down south.. (Btw, this should only happen in marriage oh)… He go rub your back thinking that one na wetin you want… you still ignore.. infact by the way he de look at you, you go feeeeaaarrrr! Wetin de do this one? E be like say his konji don intefer with his eye sight cus the way he looks at you, you wori he go confuse your body for eguisi and your head for Isi Ewu (goat head)... As he grins at you, you see the shaki from lunch wer tooth pick refused to locate ... he now carry himself from bed  to put a CD on.. plays you guys songgg, the one wer you guys danced to when you first met, Boyz2Men? African Queen nko?  Or if you guys met for ajegunle he may even play one Daddy Showkey song like dat.. Love song is in the ears of the beholder abi?

 Anywayss this does the trick and you manage to totorize yourself inorder to ehh… “Submit”? to this mumu you call your bobo …My point is music puts you in the mood… so in that case before I go into my next part mek una listen to this song…

Did I mention that I am OBSSEEESSSEEDDD with WEDDINGS!! 

That one na me.. just imagine that bride as me.. its simple if you squint lol

My friends think I de craze but na bad belle de worri them… I just loovvee them.. no be my fault, i too de watch Four Weddings  butttt  still mehn.. by the grace of God I shall marry one day..one day… one day soon *hehe* and before then I have dedicated my spare time to drooling over wedding ideas, wedding dresses ect ect… even to the point of my Tradi! It has to be ON POINT!!!

Oooo i like this flower bunch

Let me gist you.. Thiss picture is my SCREEN SAVER- I just LOOOVVVEEE it!! the dress, the lighting, the veil.. even how the brides maid in da pink de look at the bride with bad belle lol

I love this her hair..she style am well well

My Peoppllleeesss

Basket mouth no get shame.. your wedding day and you still de carry dada for head kmt

Ah Ahh! Nice cake sha, but wetin dey put inbetween.. holy communion .. looks like it to me

As you can see.. i like purple & white *hint hint*

My Peopppleee- Edo traditional wedding wear

Ekpami Oh!! The man who by the grace of God get me something just like that-- REAL GOLD.. DIAMONDS IN CARATS!! God will blesss you. Una shine your eyesss ohh.. Dat ring wetin you see there na my owwwnn personal bridal price lol.. *not including my mumzies requirements of: £600,000, 150 male goats, 80 boxes of yam, 20 boxes of plantain, 7 suitcase of lace, 12 pairs of matching shoe and bag, 12 barrels of palm wine, 2 Ghana must go bags full of cola nut and a personal Boeing Airplane where my mumsie could use travel to Nigeria without saving money for 3years before every visit ..* Why you de squeeze face, you wan mek my hand land on your face?!? If Loreal is worth it, ME TO I AM WORTH IT

As you can see, wen my own turn reach, with my ideas and PhD on wedding planning lol.. my own one shall have wetin i call- Efiziii!! Glitz and Glam Glam!! Just money de yab me... Plus i still want to prepare for the hard bit- the marriage..*long pause as you hear the birds tweeting away*    .... Abeg Joh!! Nothing de do me!! Virtuous wifey you de look at already. don't watch that! loll

Abeg make i go, you people will not allow me to rest no more!! 

6000 words assignment de wait for me in the Library ..

Bye Bye oh!.. Don't talk to no Area Boy before deh go use charm & mumu you finish